hornyspice:

People who actually buy music from iTunes.

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efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

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oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

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